"is it true? can a human be a home? can a human be a drug?"
— things i wish my mother told me (via wreckers)
tastefullyoffensive:

How the dinosaurs really died.

tastefullyoffensive:

How the dinosaurs really died.

shoutucker2:

your children will probably attend school with someone named Naruto 

(Source: subparanime)

"About two years ago, I turned 40. It was a traumatic milestone for a guy who regularly gets carded. I’m the perennial little brother. How could this be? Physically, I felt mid 30s, tops. Emotionally, I’m working at around 25. I can’t be 40. Forty is what dads look like."

(Source: chuckshrly)

cosplayingwhileblack:

rosebelle87:

Lady Facilier- Dr. Facilier 2014

SUBMISSION

chellzaintshit:

king-emare:

LMAOOOOOOOOO

#AllDallasFans

(Source: kingjaffejoffer)

malefica-anima:

asmilinggoddess:

asmilinggoddess:

now that im in the space mood i’d like to remind each and every one of you that NASA drew a dick on mars. we drew a dick on another planet.  that is mankind’s legacy.

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THIS IS AN ACTUAL PHOTO OF THE SURFACE OF MARS. PLEASE NEVER FORGET THIS.

Woah it’s true.

lameboob:

ONE LETTER MAKES ALL THE DIFFERENCE IN THE WORLD

lameboob:

ONE LETTER MAKES ALL THE DIFFERENCE IN THE WORLD

relahvant:

I think one of the most satisfying things in life is when you manage to get the shower to exactly the right temperature without burning all your skin off or giving yourself hypothermia

sherlock-is-the-fire-of-my-loins:

sherlock loves to glance at john, only to realize john is sneaking a glance at him. they both look quickly away, flushed, biting their bottom lip to conceal a hopeful smile. but they’ll both pretend like it never happened. because it’s just an illusion, right?

vanquisherofdeath:

reallyjustmadmaninabox:

Dramatic pauses

Love how the Doctor and Barty are in the same photoset representing two different characters

woodmeat:

beensexted:

woodmeat:

science side of tumblr why do my girl get so wet

cuz she thinkin bout me 💦💗💦

you ugly as shit

WLT
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